Dammit Jim I’m A Doormat Not A Doctor Funny Fandom Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats

No bones about it. This is a doormat, not an engineer, not a doctor, just a doormat made to wipe dirt from your feet. Dirt you pick up from Rigel VII when you were hooking up with the ship’s geologist. Your trek into the star system to a planet made of rock and dirt makes your shoes dirty.

Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some for the first few weeks, this is a normal occurrence so don’t be alarmed. Your hand painted doormat will hold up best under cover.