Simian Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats

Who has two arms, two legs, eats, sleeps and occasionally throws poo at you? My Brother, that’s who. This custom doormat is designed to show visitors you are related to a monkey and if they choose to enter your dwelling, they may be subjected to some flea picking or poo throwing action. This simian doormat is a warning to all, be careful and duck!

Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some for the first few weeks, this is a normal occurrence so don’t be alarmed. Your hand painted doormat will hold up best under cover.